Bastard Hangover Bagel
Bacon / Egg / Bagel / Ketchup / Salt / Pepper / Bastard Hangover (1)
CRAWL out of bed
TURN grill up on full heat
SIZZLE bacon under grill (2)
HEAT frying pan on medium, add splash of oil
SWALLOW all of the painkillers, or more alcohol
TOAST bagel (3)
CRACK egg into hot pan
FRY the shit out of it (4)
ASSEMBLE and add ketchup, salt and pepper
FILL your face (5)
CRAWL back to bed
GO COOK YOURSELF
