Forever Alone French Toast
Bread / Nutella / Peanut Butter / Banana / Strawberries / 2 Eggs / Cream / Butter / Oil (1)
REALISE you’re alone on Valentine’s Day
SLICE four thick hunks of bread
TRIM into a rough heart shape (2)
CALL your lovers, Nutella and peanut butter
SLATHER Nutella on two slices, and PB on two (3)
CHOP banana into rounds (3)
SANDWICH chopped banana between PB and Nutella
CRACK two eggs into cream and whisk
HEAT a frying pan and melt butter in a little oil
DIP sandwiches into egg/cream mix (4)
FRY on each side for 3-4 minutes (4)
REMOVE toast from the pan
TOP toasted hearts with sliced strawberries
DRIZZLE over more Nutella (5)
CUT your heart in two with a large knife
CRY as you stuff your lonely face
HUSH now, food will always love you
FOREVER ALONE
