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19th March 2013

The Goddamn New Yorker
Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)
[[MORE]]
HEAT goddamn grill to 200C
GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese
CUT the goddamn bagel in half
TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins
CHOP several goddamn pickles
REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill
MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat
ADD flour once goddamn butter melts
ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins
POUR in goddamn milk and whisk
THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat
SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)
STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat
LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)
SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top 
THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts
DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)
PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling
POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top
ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles
GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)
EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole
GET the goddamn book
GODDAMN COOK YOURSELF
The Goddamn New Yorker
Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)
[[MORE]]
HEAT goddamn grill to 200C
GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese
CUT the goddamn bagel in half
TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins
CHOP several goddamn pickles
REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill
MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat
ADD flour once goddamn butter melts
ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins
POUR in goddamn milk and whisk
THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat
SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)
STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat
LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)
SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top 
THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts
DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)
PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling
POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top
ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles
GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)
EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole
GET the goddamn book
GODDAMN COOK YOURSELF
The Goddamn New Yorker
Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)
[[MORE]]
HEAT goddamn grill to 200C
GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese
CUT the goddamn bagel in half
TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins
CHOP several goddamn pickles
REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill
MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat
ADD flour once goddamn butter melts
ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins
POUR in goddamn milk and whisk
THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat
SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)
STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat
LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)
SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top 
THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts
DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)
PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling
POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top
ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles
GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)
EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole
GET the goddamn book
GODDAMN COOK YOURSELF
The Goddamn New Yorker
Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)
[[MORE]]
HEAT goddamn grill to 200C
GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese
CUT the goddamn bagel in half
TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins
CHOP several goddamn pickles
REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill
MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat
ADD flour once goddamn butter melts
ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins
POUR in goddamn milk and whisk
THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat
SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)
STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat
LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)
SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top 
THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts
DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)
PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling
POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top
ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles
GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)
EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole
GET the goddamn book
GODDAMN COOK YOURSELF
The Goddamn New Yorker
Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)
[[MORE]]
HEAT goddamn grill to 200C
GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese
CUT the goddamn bagel in half
TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins
CHOP several goddamn pickles
REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill
MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat
ADD flour once goddamn butter melts
ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins
POUR in goddamn milk and whisk
THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat
SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)
STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat
LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)
SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top 
THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts
DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)
PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling
POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top
ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles
GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)
EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole
GET the goddamn book
GODDAMN COOK YOURSELF

The Goddamn New Yorker

Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)

HEAT goddamn grill to 200C

GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese

CUT the goddamn bagel in half

TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins

CHOP several goddamn pickles

REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill

MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat

ADD flour once goddamn butter melts

ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins

POUR in goddamn milk and whisk

THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat

SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)

STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat

LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)

SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top 

THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts

DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)

PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling

POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top

ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles

GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)

EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole

GET the goddamn book

GODDAMN COOK YOURSELF

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