Bacon / Egg / Bagel / Ketchup / Salt / Pepper / Bastard Hangover

CRAWL out of bed

HEAT frying pan on medium, add splash of oil

SWALLOW any available painkiller, or more alcohol as necessary

TURN grill up on full heat

SIZZLE bacon under grill

CRACK egg into hot pan

FRY the shit out of it

TOAST bagel

ASSEMBLE and add ketchup, seasoning

FEED your bastard hangover

CRAWL back to bed

GO COOK YOURSELF