Stopping after one would be wicked…

Not all bacon is created equal…

Fuck yeah milestones!

We just hit 150,000 followers on Tumblr - awesome! To say thank you we’re giving you our book for just $2.99 - that’s 70% off! Bitches love 70% off!

It won’t stay that way forever, so hurry up and grab it on iTunes now!

Thanks for being so awesome. We love you like we love bacon. A lot :)