150g Plain Flour / 2tbsp Baking Powder / 2tbsp Caster Sugar / 2 Eggs / 200g Creme Fraiche / Blueberries / Banana / Mint / Butter (1)
Macho Meringue Martinis - In Pictures
Macho Meringues (see recipe) / Double Cream / Raspberries / Blueberries / Strawberries / 30g Caster Sugar (1)
RENT a tuxedo
INVITE an inappropriately named girl to dinner
DROP fruit in a bowl
SPRINKLE sugar on fruit (2)
THROW in fridge for 1 hour
WHIP cream lightly (3)
TOSS a few double entendres into the conversation
CRUSH meringues and chuck in bowl
ADD sweetened fruit and whipped cream (4)
STIR
SERVE in a martini glass, stirred not shaken (5)
KILL some spies
RETIRE to the bedroom for Pussy Galore
GO COOK YOURSELF
Macho Meringues (see recipe) / Double Cream / Raspberries / Blueberries / Blackberries / 30g Caster Sugar
1/2 Cup Self-Raising Flour / 1/2 Cup Milk / 1 Egg / 1 Box Blueberries / Caster Sugar / Unsalted Butter / Sea Salt
THROW flour, milk, pinch of salt and egg into a bowl
WHISK into a smooth batter
MELT half box of blueberries in a pan on medium heat
SWEETEN with a little sugar and drop of water
INSPECT often and stir
DROWN rest of blueberries in batter mix
HEAT frying pan on medium
ADD butter to pan
POUR in pancake batter and leave for 2mins
MASH blueberry sauce
FLIP pancake carefully or face the consequences
SLIDE onto a chopping board after 2mins more
SLICE with pizza cutter
DRIZZLE with sauce
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