Macho Meringue Martinis - In Pictures

Macho Meringues (see recipe) / Double Cream / Raspberries / Blueberries / Strawberries / 30g Caster Sugar (1)

RENT a tuxedo

INVITE an inappropriately named girl to dinner

DROP fruit in a bowl

SPRINKLE sugar on fruit (2)

THROW in fridge for 1 hour

WHIP cream lightly (3)

TOSS a few double entendres into the conversation

CRUSH meringues and chuck in bowl

ADD sweetened fruit and whipped cream (4)

STIR 

SERVE in a martini glass, stirred not shaken (5)

KILL some spies

RETIRE to the bedroom for Pussy Galore

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Porridge Oats / Milk / Raspberries / Golden Syrup

DON your kilt

ADD cup of oats and two cups of milk to a pan

BRING to the boil

STIR continuously for four or five mins

TOSS a caber

SPOON into a bowl

SCATTER on raspberries

DRIZZLE with syrup

EAT

LET them take your freedom - they’ll never take yer porridge!

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Banana & Raspberry Pancakes

125g Plain Flour / 300ml Milk / 2 Bananas / 1 Large Egg / Raspberries / Caster Sugar / Salt

SIEVE flour and salt into large bowl, make hole in centre

ADD lightly beaten egg to hole and about 50ml milk

WHISK and keep adding milk until batter is smooth

CHUCK in fridge for 30mins

HEAT a frying on low

THROW punnet of raspberrys into pan

POUR in a drop of water and table spoon of caster sugar

STIR every few minutes until raspberrys are broken down

KEEP on heat for about 20 mins

REMOVE batter from fridge after 30mins

PLACE frying pan on high heat

SWIRL in some oil and drain excess

LADLE batter into frying pan and spread in evenly around pan

LOOSEN edge of pancake and flip after two mins

TOP with chopped banana and raspberry sauce

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